Musings of Her Bratness

The air is getting crisp and autumn approaches!

So I've been busy doing some mixing for our fall releases....I get really excited when fall hits. It's my favourite time of year...the air gets crisp and redolent with the scents of log fires, ripening apples, dry leaves, and that amazing mossy loamy scent of the earth. As a witch it is also my very favourite and sacred time to recharge my spiritual batteries!!

These are a FEW of the upcoming scents:



Wicked Tavern Latte:
We live in the land of amazing taverns that date back to early British history. It's ingrained in the culture and daily life but it's the 'dark' ones we're talking about here. Seeing dark shadows out of the corner of your eye, cold spots on the way to the loo, and unearthly whispers just beyond your hearing range...you know you heard SOMETHING....but what??
The scent: antique Jamaican buttered rum, freshly ground & dripped coffee swirled with hot frothed milk with a sprinkle of cinnamon and nutmeg. Underneath that sticky swirls of black bonfire toffee & a buttery shortbread biscuit.

Vampyre's Kiss:
Back in the 80's there was this cheeseball horror flick called 'Waxworks' that my gf's and I used to watch.....not because we thought it was great but because there was a vampyre in it we lusted. Ohhhhhhh we used to sit there in shudders of horror and glee when he'd come on the screen. Sexy sexy vamps!
The scent: deep dark forest berries of bramble, black raspberry, wild strawberries & red and black currants are softened by 3 types of vanilla, Merlot wine, and a stab of earthy and exotic amber.

Ye Olde Maple Sugar Bucket:
The early days of Posh Brats saw us working with many many American cottage industries. One produced our famously popular Salem Witchery scents....one of those scents and hands down the most popular was Maple Sugar Bucket. Sadly the company that produced those for us went out of business in the recession. I took it upon myself to recapture that scent and give it an even yummier twist.
The scent: dark amber coloured Vermont maple syrup, fresh creamy butter,even more maple sugar candy, New England molasses,crisp fall leaves, a touch of bonfire cauldron smoke & the antique seasoned cedar wood of buckets used to collect maple syrup for untold generations.

Black Velvet Shroud:
The blackest most sublime velvet covering an antique rosewood coffin...in which lay our sexy vampyre. We know he is only resting until the dark night falls and the air becomes heavy with mist and the sounds of night creatures......when that time comes we'll embrace our dark lover again.
The scent: dark dark dark black chocolate, heady sweet black currants, tangy blood red currants, Bourbon & Madagascar vanillas, smoked spices, loamy black earth & a touch of church incense.

Death By Sunrise:
You've accepted the eternal kiss of your vamp lover and been re-born into a new and brilliant night-time world but you must rest before the first rays of the sun touch the earth or you will be dead by sunrise.
The scent: blood orange, tangerine, syrupy sweet pineapple, golden gateau d'or, black cherries, billows of marshmallow creme, vanilla bean souffle, and rich ripe sexy mango.

Mourning Shadows:
A lone dark caped figure stands in the shadows of a smoking pyre on which his witch lover was put to her tragic death. Grief washes over him and his tears fall as sparkling diamonds onto his pale cheeks.
The scent: Black pomegranate,blood red pomegranate, white funereal blooms, heady violets, 2 types of exotic musks, Cornish honey and a touch of Bourbon vanilla.

Absinthe Cafe:
In the Victorian age absinthe cafes were everywhere the world over. We are visiting any one of the many cafes in Paris with the exotic and heady offering. We cannot promise this is not touched with it's own artistic madness.
The scent: absinthe, wormwood, sacred hyssop, mad English mint, bitter monastic herbs, the dark polished wood of a Parisian cafe table, and a touch of aged parchment.

Fawkes Bonfyre:
Guy Fawkes....."the only man who ever entered parliament with honest intentions...". All joking aside, every 5th of November we in Britain honour 'the Guy'. Huge bonfires spring up everywhere and there is much merry making and setting off of fireworks. I have tried to capture that time in this scent.
The scent: bonfire smoke, blackened wood,ale, hard apple cider, burnt earth, and the rich wheaty scent of threshes fields of grain....all touched with gunpowder & gingerbread cakes.

Hobgoblin:
Hobgoblins are elvish little men often found within human dwellings, doing odd jobs around the house while the family is lost in sleep. Such chores are typically small deeds, like dusting and ironing. Oftentimes, the only compensation necessary in return for these was food. You must keep them happy for they are fond of pranks and tricks and their generosity can turn quickly to bad deeds of you cause offence. Feeding them foods they love should keep you in the good graces.
The scent: Rich custardy pumpkin pie in a spicy gingersnap crust, buttery sweet ribbons of butterscotch, mounds of cinnamon sugar doughnuts, fresh baked bread and a dark sweet sticky toffee pecan pudding.

Upcoming Events to Plan For!

If anyone is looking for a fantastic day out for the bank holiday weekend of August 28-30th, Posh Brats will be showcasing some wares under the marquis at Gawsworth Hall. Gawsworth was built in 1480 and was the home of Queen Elizabeth I's, maid of honour, Mary Fitton. Stunning place!!! Here is the link, please come see us there!



Gawsworth Hall - Ancient Cheshire Manor House




http://www.gawsworthhall.com/

One of Cheshire's most beautiful historic manor houses. It has been said that to see Cheshire you must see Gawsworth.
 
Other Events:
 
To plan even further ahead, Posh Brats products will be featured at Capesthorne Hall's Craft, Gift & Food Fair on Oct 2-3rd. This is a 'home seat' for us since our shop is already located on the massive Capesthorne estate holdings in a 17th century barn. For this event we will under the marquis at the hall.
 
Capesthorne Hall


http://www.capesthorne.com/

Brand New Products! Now on website!!!

Just a few new products for you.....

Miss Katrina Fizzy Bath Cupcake £2.50 each


Named for the smiliest and most lovely lady back home. This was her scent idea and I've run with it. Katrina, I hope I did this justice for you. The scent: Three types of ripe oranges~ mandarin,Florida fresh squeezed and exotic Spanish blood oranges are softened with Bourbon and Madagascar vanillas which is all spiked with the those most delicious buttered mint! The result is an amazingly sexy scent that will get you nibbled if not attacked by the hunk (or babe) of your choice!

Pixie Party Fizzy Bath Cupcake £2.50 each


If pixies had their own soda fountain this would be the house speciality!! Sublime mix of fizzy soda, candy corn,pink sugar, spice, and a touch of peppermint candies.





Absolutely packed with shea and cocoa butters, this will slowly dissolve in the tub and leave you dewy soft. We all know the story of the other 'rella gal.....well our story goes a bit differently. She didn't just leave ole Prince Charming with a glass slipper...she rocked his world in the pumpkin coach and left him nothing but some black lace panties.....
The scent: Soft florals, crushed silk ballgown, skin musk, sugary vanilla cake & pink champagne.

Sugar Violet Dreams Fizzy Bath Cupcake £2.50 each
 
 

Nicola....I'm looking at you, honey! This one is right up your alley!
The scent: Parma violets blended with fluffy marshmallow creme, sugared white cake, a touch of sugary bubblegum & almond cream. This is all folded into the most beautiful and softest touch of baby powder.





The enchanting palace that was once home of the French royal family....you can just imagine all the court beauties flirting behind their rococo roses and billows of silks, satins and velvets.

The scent: the whisper of luxurious silks,frothy antique lace, crushed herbs and botanicals all softened with vintage blooms.


Miss Katrina Dubble Bubble Bath Scoopz £3.00
 
 

It looks like a giant scoop of ice cream but it's a solid bubble bath packed full of moisturizers and foam! Just crumble under a running tap and watch the bubbles pile up.
The scent: Three types of ripe oranges~ mandarin,Florida fresh squeezed and exotic Spanish blood oranges are softened with Bourbon and Madagascar vanillas which is all spiked with the those most delicious buttered mints! The result is an amazingly sexy scent that will get you nibbled if not attacked by the hunk (or babe) of your choice!

Mustapha Jaffa Bubble Bath Cupcake £3.00



Sometimes you just need a shot of citrus to get your going...this gives you that and much more more. So you Mustapha Jaffa!!!
The scent: Blood orange cake swirled with bourbon vanilla...all topped off with a tangy and delicious pineapple, jaffa orange, and ruby red grapefruit frosting.
It looks like a cupcake but it's a solid bubble bath packed full of moisturizers and foam! Just crumble under a running tap and watch the bubbles pile up.

Some days you have to improvise!

I rarely take days off . So much so that when I do finally take one, going back to work throws me off. I went into the workshop today with every intention of being brilliant and knocking out the icing for the rest of my fizzy bath cupcakes......
Well it was somewhat.....wet....today. Therefore high lovely peaks were just not happening. I had to settle for a more homestyle frosting look rather than bakery chic. It's when something annoys me I have learned to change direction and focus. I decided I would make a topping that was more like a moisturizing bubble bar.

It was such a strange consistency that I decided to take the leftovers and scoop it like ice cream.....it looks so authentic. I decided if this sets up the way I expect it too....then it will become a new product on the Posh Brats website. What do you think? Bubble Scoopz?


Oh and here are the fizzy bath cupcakes with the same solid bubble bath as an icing:



These are already on our website:
Miss Katrina Fizzy Bath Cupcake £2.50

The scent: Three types of ripe oranges~ mandarin,Florida fresh squeezed and exotic Spanish blood oranges are softened with Bourbon and Madagascar vanillas which is all spiked with the those most delicious buttered mint! The result is an amazingly sexy scent that will get you nibbled if not attacked by the hunk (or babe) of your choice!


We also now have these beauties up for sale on the website in one of our most popular signature scents.
 
Pixie Party Fizzy Bath Cupcake £ 2.50
If pixies had their own soda fountain this would be the house speciality!! Sublime mix of fizzy soda, candy corn,pink sugar, spice, and a touch of peppermint candies.

Days off are essential......

I don't take that many days off. I work pretty much 6 days a week 16 hours a day......every day. It's just one of those things you accept as a business owner trying to carve your niche in a crowded market.
Annnnywayyyyyy, my 5 year old son Tyler has been patiently coming into the workshop with me every day now. It's his summer holidays and he's spending it with Mummy.......not too fun for him when it involves all manner of soap.

So today I decided we are having a day off and heading to the mall to see the new Shrek movie and perhaps pop down into Chinatown Mnachester for some lunch......

It's going to be a great day!

Grace and why I don't have it....

I think it is genetic....when I was growing up my mother was forever breaking her toes on the coffee table. Granted it was usually because she was running after one of us 4 girls.
Now that I am presumably 'grown' I find myself continually stubbing my toes, spraining my ankle/toes, or just plain breaking them.

If you've never done this before.....(you're either reallllly luck or lying your sweet little azz off)

The scenario probably goes something like this. The victim (let's call him Bob - it seems to be conventional) is walking happily along to his destination, the couch. Along his path, the hallway, he passes by an unnoticed object, the coffee table. With considerable force, poor Bob then swings his foot into the coffee table, banging his big toe very hard. At this point Bob panics, jumping on one foot, screaming 'Ow! S**t! Ow! Ow! O!'. Or perhaps the agony is so bad that his mouth opens but nothing comes out, the pain rattling through his head.

Now in my case the offending article was my husband's guitar amp......only in my world (and possible the worlds of other women (or mothers) married/mother to the next budding (or still hopeful) guitar god; does this kinda nonsense happen. I mean, c'mon why the guitar amp when we have a massive IKEA coffee table which is certainly more than capable of causing serious bodily harm.

Still...we come back to the fact that I am not the most graceful girl on the planet......and I am *always* barefoot. At 40 years old would it do me any good at all to take dance classes or 'pageant walking' to attempt to learn me some grace? Probably not. (grin)

I'm off to soak my very sore toes...... but here's an article I found to show you that it can *always* be a lot worse!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1131422/Father-dies-stubbing-toe-coral-Florida-theme-park.html

Southern Women....

As many of you may or may not know...I am not British...I'm American and from the Deep South.

* My momma sent me this & I loved it so thought I'd share it with those not in the know on thangs!*


Southern women know their summer weather report:

Humidity

Humidity

Humidity

Southern women know their vacation spots:

The beach

The rivuh

The crick

Southern women know everybody's first name:

Honey

Darlin'

Shugah

Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:

Fried Green Tomatoes

Driving Miss Daisy

Steel Magnolias

Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their religions:

Baptist

Methodist

Football

Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

Chawl'stn

S'vanah

Foat Wuth

N'awlins

Addlanna

Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:

Men in uniform

Men in tuxedos

Rhett Butler

Southern girls know their prime real estate:

The Mall

The Spa

The Beauty Salon

Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:

Having bad hair and nails

Having bad manners

Cooking bad food


More Suthen-ism's:

Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them,

you "PITCH" them.

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Only a Southerner knows how many fish, collard greens, turnip greens, peas, beans, etc., make up "a mess."

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Only a Southerner can show or point out to you the general direction of "yonder."

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Only a Southerner knows exactly how long "directly" is, as in:

"Going to town, be back drekly (directly)."

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Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular, sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.

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All Southerners know exactly when "by and by" is. They might not use the term, but they know the concept well.

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Only a Southerner knows instinctively that the best gesture of solace for a neighbor who's got trouble is a plate of hot fried chicken and a big bowl of cold potato salad.

If the neighbor's trouble is a real crisis, they also know to add a large banana puddin'!

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Only Southerners grow up knowing the difference between "right near" and

"a right far piece." They also know that "just down the road" can be 1 mile or 20..

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Only a Southerner both knows and understands the difference between a redneck, a good ol' boy, and po' white trash.

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No true Southerner would ever assume that the car with the flashing turn signal is actually going to make a turn.

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A Southerner knows that "fixin" can be used as a noun, a verb, or an adverb.

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Only Southerners make friends while standing in lines, ... and when we're "in line,"... we talk to everybody!

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Put 100 Southerners in a room and half of them will discover they're related, even if only by marriage.

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In the South, y'all is singular, all y'all is plural.

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Southerners know grits come from corn and how to eat them.

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Every Southerner knows tomatoes with eggs, bacon, grits, and coffee are perfectly wonderful; that red eye gravy is also a breakfast food; and that fried green tomatoes are not a breakfast food.

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When you hear someone say, "Well, I caught myself lookin'," you know you are in the presence of a genuine

Southerner!

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Only true Southerners say "sweet tea" and "sweet milk." Sweet tea indicates the need for sugar and lots of it -- we do not like our tea unsweetened. "Sweet milk" means you don't want buttermilk.

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And a true Southerner knows you don't scream obscenities at little old ladies who drive 30 MPH on the freeway.

You just say,"Bless her heart"... and go your own way.

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To those of you who are still a little embarrassed by your Southerness: Take two tent revivals and a dose of sausage gravy and call me in the morning. Bless your heart!

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And to those of you who are still having a hard time understanding all this Southern stuff...bless your hearts, I hear they are fixin' to have classes on Southernness as a second language!

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And for those that are not from the South but have lived here for a long time, all y'all need a sign to hang on y'alls front porch that reads "I'm not from the South, but I got here as fast as I could."


Southern women know

men may
come and go, but friends are fahevah !

Notes On Healthy Living

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink whatever you'd like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Something Wicked This Way Grows

"Flowers bloom as black as night


Removing color from your sight

Nightmarish vines block your way

Thorns reach out to catch their prey

And by the pricking of your thumbs

Realize that their poison numbs

From frightful blooms, rank odors seep

Bats and beasties fly and creep

'Cross this evil land, ill winds blow

Despite the darkness, mushrooms glow

All will rot and decompose

For something wicked this way grows..."

MockBeth (the Scottish Gardening Manual)

From the lab cometh.....

You asked.......I complied.....resistance was futile......yes, I watch too much Star Trek.
Anywayyyyyyy.....

These are your new scents that you will see featured very shortly in PB products. The Wonderland collection is now retired and we are selling off the last few bits.

Phoenix Noir
This scent is in honour of a dear friend's coming baby boy who is to be named Phoenix. Merry meet, little man.....may the Goddess bless your arrival into this world!
Exotic black pomegranate, spices, oriental resins, sacred sage, redwoods, dark marine notes, a touch of intoxicating frangipani and a spike of dragon's blood. This is all sprinkled with a witch's blessing of health, strength, protection & love.

Miss Katrina
Named for the smiliest and most lovely lady back home. This was her scent idea and I've run with it. Katrina, I hope I did this justice for you.
The scent: Three types of ripe oranges~ mandarin,Florida fresh squeezed and exotic Spanish blood oranges are softened with Bourbon and Madagascar vanillas which is all spiked with the those most delicious buttered mint! The result is an amazingly sexy scent that will get you nibbled if not attacked by the hunk (or babe) of your choice!

Sugar Violet Dreams
Nicola....I'm looking at you, honey! This one is right up your alley!
The scent: Parma violets blended with fluffy marshmallow creme, sugared white cake, a touch of sugary bubblegum & almond cream. This is all folded into the most beautiful and softest touch of baby powder.

Madagascar Rose
Another scent inspired by two of my best selling scents. I've taken Queen's Rose Garden with it's varied rose notes, green grass, and herbs and blended it with my Madagascar Vanilla Angel scent....the result. A stunning blend caramelized vanilla scented roses with a touch of greenery.

Marrakesh Magick
This one is for my Caz whom I love dearly! She sends me fudge from the Shetlands, coffee from New Orleans and the Middle East....and is always there with that winning smile and witty words.
The scent: A souq marketplace alive with resins, spices, incense, a touch of smoke and dry dusty earth. Take all that and mix it with black pomegranate, earthy fig and some dark red wine....and you have magick!

Druid Gathering
This is for lovely Kate & Sarah who never fail to make me smile and I luvs them both muchly! The druids of yore have come to gather in the sacred wood following a crashing thunderstorm.
The scent: Deep dark wet soil, moss & lichen give forth their musty scent, rotting old felled trees and forest ferns & grasses touched with a very light scent of crushed wildflowers.

Lemon Brulee
This is just because I love lemon and when you combine that with creme brulee custard...well it is full of win! The scent: freshly squeezed tart Spanish lemons combined with the softer lemony scent of sherbert lemons folded into a rich vanilla bean spiked custard that has been sprinkled liberally with demarara sugar and broiled until it melts into a hard caramel crust. Yum!!


In Process:

Greek Holiday ( for Karen)

Filthy Rich-? (for Miss Beth in Nawlins)

Cowboy (for Ken)

Cymraeg Ardda~Welsh Garden (for Lucy)