Musings of Her Bratness

Notes On Healthy Living

For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health.

It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.
3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.
4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.
5. The Germans drink a lot of beers and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than British, Americans or Canadians.

CONCLUSION
Eat and drink whatever you'd like.
Speaking English is apparently what kills you.

Something Wicked This Way Grows

"Flowers bloom as black as night


Removing color from your sight

Nightmarish vines block your way

Thorns reach out to catch their prey

And by the pricking of your thumbs

Realize that their poison numbs

From frightful blooms, rank odors seep

Bats and beasties fly and creep

'Cross this evil land, ill winds blow

Despite the darkness, mushrooms glow

All will rot and decompose

For something wicked this way grows..."

MockBeth (the Scottish Gardening Manual)

From the lab cometh.....

You asked.......I complied.....resistance was futile......yes, I watch too much Star Trek.
Anywayyyyyyy.....

These are your new scents that you will see featured very shortly in PB products. The Wonderland collection is now retired and we are selling off the last few bits.

Phoenix Noir
This scent is in honour of a dear friend's coming baby boy who is to be named Phoenix. Merry meet, little man.....may the Goddess bless your arrival into this world!
Exotic black pomegranate, spices, oriental resins, sacred sage, redwoods, dark marine notes, a touch of intoxicating frangipani and a spike of dragon's blood. This is all sprinkled with a witch's blessing of health, strength, protection & love.

Miss Katrina
Named for the smiliest and most lovely lady back home. This was her scent idea and I've run with it. Katrina, I hope I did this justice for you.
The scent: Three types of ripe oranges~ mandarin,Florida fresh squeezed and exotic Spanish blood oranges are softened with Bourbon and Madagascar vanillas which is all spiked with the those most delicious buttered mint! The result is an amazingly sexy scent that will get you nibbled if not attacked by the hunk (or babe) of your choice!

Sugar Violet Dreams
Nicola....I'm looking at you, honey! This one is right up your alley!
The scent: Parma violets blended with fluffy marshmallow creme, sugared white cake, a touch of sugary bubblegum & almond cream. This is all folded into the most beautiful and softest touch of baby powder.

Madagascar Rose
Another scent inspired by two of my best selling scents. I've taken Queen's Rose Garden with it's varied rose notes, green grass, and herbs and blended it with my Madagascar Vanilla Angel scent....the result. A stunning blend caramelized vanilla scented roses with a touch of greenery.

Marrakesh Magick
This one is for my Caz whom I love dearly! She sends me fudge from the Shetlands, coffee from New Orleans and the Middle East....and is always there with that winning smile and witty words.
The scent: A souq marketplace alive with resins, spices, incense, a touch of smoke and dry dusty earth. Take all that and mix it with black pomegranate, earthy fig and some dark red wine....and you have magick!

Druid Gathering
This is for lovely Kate & Sarah who never fail to make me smile and I luvs them both muchly! The druids of yore have come to gather in the sacred wood following a crashing thunderstorm.
The scent: Deep dark wet soil, moss & lichen give forth their musty scent, rotting old felled trees and forest ferns & grasses touched with a very light scent of crushed wildflowers.

Lemon Brulee
This is just because I love lemon and when you combine that with creme brulee custard...well it is full of win! The scent: freshly squeezed tart Spanish lemons combined with the softer lemony scent of sherbert lemons folded into a rich vanilla bean spiked custard that has been sprinkled liberally with demarara sugar and broiled until it melts into a hard caramel crust. Yum!!


In Process:

Greek Holiday ( for Karen)

Filthy Rich-? (for Miss Beth in Nawlins)

Cowboy (for Ken)

Cymraeg Ardda~Welsh Garden (for Lucy)

New Scents coming...

It's just a teaser....we have a new perfumery......no real announcement on that yet. These are currently on for pre-sale at Alchemy Perfume http://www.alchemyperfume.com/ but the site has not officially launched yet.

You'll be seeing these scents soon enough....

Alchemy Elixir #1
The elixir of life, also known as the elixir of immortality and sometimes equated with the philosopher's stone, is a legendary potion, or drink, that grants the drinker eternal life or eternal youth. Many practitioners of alchemy pursued it. The elixir of life was also said to be able to create life.
We make no such claims.....all we know is this scent is just so damn good! The pulse quickens on this one!
The scent:
Honey-sweetened patchouli, sacred forest greens, a touch of loamy earth, 5 types of rose, ripenened peaches, red berries, amber, Bourbon vanilla, and blood orange notes.

Alchemy Elixir Fuschia
We've taken our Alchemy Elixir #1 and softened it a tad with some girly glittery pink sugar and hot pink lipstick!

Potion Noir
It's not quite a potion de amour.....more like a HOT, dark, sexy encounter with a swarthy dark-eyed man up against the wall in the alley outside a nightclub......not that *I* would know anything about these sorts of things. Just sayin'.....
The scent:
Black vanilla, Baltic amber, darkened honeycomb,brown sugar, sex musk, patchouli, & crushed silk.

Booty Call de Homme
This one is just for the guys (or you REALLY dominant gals!) When it's not about love and it's ALL about the lust. The in-between lovers kinda lover....you make the call, you meet.....spend a few lustful hours of blissful interlude and go back to 'reality'.......yeah, you know the deal.
The scent:
Sexy amber, dark patchouli, Egyptian musk, sex musk, a touch of sweaty leather, dark rich woods, a touch of sacred sage, exotic tonka bean, single malt whiskey, sambuca liquor,Carolina sweetgrass & pheromones.

Booty Call la Femme
Ah yes, we couldn't let the ladies miss out on this one...afterall, we've all had that one 'friend with benefits & uber skills'!! hehe The bad boy that you couldn't take home to momma but who would want to....you know the one...shows up at your door with faded ripped Levis, leather jacket, pointed-toe boots and a grin that makes your insides jelly? Yeah....THAT one!
The scent:
White musk, sex musk,amber, tonka bean, a touch of black leather, cedar wood, sage, crushed silk & heady sexy night-blooming flowers with a touch of whiskey.

Yummilicious
Do you have a desire...no....uhhhh....a...NEED to be nibbled? This will do the trick!
The scent:
Ripe red strawberries smothered and sweetened whipped cream, ripe Hawaiian pineapple, black coconut, exotic tonka bean, 3 types of musk & a touch of honeyed amber.

Chakra Me!
A beautiful blend that is perfect for opening all those chakras and connecting with your inner voice. As if it couldn't get any better...this formula is also exactly what you need to wear to soften and open the lines of communication within romantic relationships.
The scent:
A mysterious blend of Asian resins, woods and incense. Unisex scent.

Siren's Call
Cornelius a Lapide said of Woman, "her glance is that of the fabled basilisk, her voice a siren's voice—with her voice she enchants, with her beauty she deprives of reason—voice and sight alike deal destruction and death." I'd say that poor guy had come under the influence of some pretty powerful feminine ways at some point, eh? All I can say is this scent could also be called man bait!
The scent:
Sexy amber & white musk blend beautifully with ripe red berries, honeycomb toffee, 3 types of vanilla, rich sweet mango, papaya & mandarin.

Regency Jewel
When I think of all of the great ladies and beauties of history.....I always end up in the Regency era. There were so many I felt the need to create a scent to honour these amazing women. I have taken a traditional blend that was a popular and closely guarded secret of French perfumers and added my own touches.
The scent:
A soft but heady blend of florals such as frangipani, English rose, violet, Lily of the Valley, night blooming jasmine, osmanthus, and Calla lily; beautifully blended with rich ripe fruits of apricot, peach, mango and manadarin all softened with a touch of almond milk and powdery silks.

Betrothed
For those that are hopelessly in love with the commitment-phobe-type man. This a beautiful and enchanting blend of florals & fruits that are *known* to put that fella in just the right frame of mind to make that ultimate commitment. Not the marriage type yourself?? No worries....it will keep him close...very close.
*Witchery may or may not have been involved with this blend* (grins)
The scent:
Secret but utterly enchanting.....featuring such things as magnolia, orange blossoms, gardenia, and ripe fruits. Sorry, I can't divulge it all.....there be many many spies afoot!

Goddess Groove
This is just a FUN and sexy scent! The Goddess herself would LOVE this. Perfect for anytime wear and very summery.
The scent:
Wild forest flowers, crushed grasses, earth & resins blended with summer berries, tart apple,pomegranate, melon and a green spike of witchy herbs.

Cathouse Blooms
This is exactly the kind of scent you'd want for all your 'after hours' kinda activities.....impossibly sexy and not AT ALL innocent...in fact, innocence done left town......ages ago!
The scent:
Sexy sexy musks, crushed flower petals, Madagascar vanilla, exotic resins and a touch of smoked honey.